{"id":4570,"date":"2017-04-17T20:26:23","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T00:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.njphillipsfamily.com\/?p=4570"},"modified":"2017-04-17T20:26:23","modified_gmt":"2017-04-18T00:26:23","slug":"redneck-easter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/?p=4570","title":{"rendered":"Redneck Easter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a lovely and delicious lunch with the Phillips family in Far Hills, we headed home and played outside for a bit.\u00a0We were super classy though; folding chairs in the driveway, mom and dad drinking beer, one kid passed out and the other kid without a shirt&#8230;.and peeing in his pants.\u00a0Just doing our part to keep property values high in Bernardsville!<\/p>\n<p>This: <a href=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_2516.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4572\" src=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_2516.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2208\" height=\"2642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_2516.jpg 2208w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_2516-251x300.jpg 251w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_2516-768x919.jpg 768w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_2516-856x1024.jpg 856w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2208px) 100vw, 2208px\" \/><\/a>Quickly devolved into this:<a href=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4573\" src=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3078\" height=\"2303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389.jpg 3078w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389-768x575.jpg 768w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389-1024x766.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5389-320x240.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3078px) 100vw, 3078px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4574\" src=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"2087\" height=\"2087\" srcset=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390.jpg 2087w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5390-65x65.jpg 65w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2087px) 100vw, 2087px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a lovely and delicious lunch with the Phillips family in Far Hills, we headed home and played outside for a bit.\u00a0We were super classy though; 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