{"id":4538,"date":"2017-04-11T20:24:09","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T00:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.njphillipsfamily.com\/?p=4538"},"modified":"2017-05-25T15:47:12","modified_gmt":"2017-05-25T19:47:12","slug":"humor-in-the-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/?p=4538","title":{"rendered":"Humor in the Obvious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Andrew&#8217;s quirky personality and blossoming language keeps us smiling daily. He has two frequently used sayings that are so simple, so obvious and so true, that it&#8217;s comical. Use your imagination and picture a pint size little boy with big blue eyes and dimple in the following:<\/p>\n<p>(1) The scene: Nap time and Andrew refuses to sleep. He walks to his bedroom door (there is a gate up so he can&#8217;t wander) and yells at the top of his lungs with extreme assertion, &#8216;I&#8217;m awake! I&#8217;m awake! I&#8217;M AWAKE!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Sitting downstairs I breath a sigh and think to myself, &#8216;Yeah, no sh*t.&#8217; Nap time over. End scene.<\/p>\n<p>(2) The scene: Driving in the car and Andrew in his car seat. He&#8217;s declared that he wants to go home and is done in the car. As he tries to wiggle out of his seat he yells, &#8216;I&#8217;m stuck! I&#8217;m stuck! I&#8217;m STUUUUCK!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>We chuckle to ourselves and say, &#8216;Yup, that&#8217;s the whole point buddy.&#8217; End scene.<\/p>\n<p>While the humor may be lost in translation here, we find it pretty hilarious and love our little comedian!\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/img_5294-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4824\" src=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/img_5294-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/img_5294-2.jpg 3024w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/img_5294-2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/img_5294-2-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3024px) 100vw, 3024px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5294-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4458\" src=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5294-1-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5294-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/img_5294-1-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andrew&#8217;s quirky personality and blossoming language keeps us smiling daily. He has two frequently used sayings that are so simple, so obvious and so true, that it&#8217;s comical. Use your imagination and picture a pint size little boy with big blue eyes and dimple in the following: (1) The scene: Nap time and Andrew refuses [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4824,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kid-quotes","category-kid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4538"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4538\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4826,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4538\/revisions\/4826"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/njphillipsfamily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}